thegoddamazon:

apriki:

TAKING PARENTAL ADVICE FROM BRUCE WAYNE IS LIKE READING A BOOK ON ORANGES TO UNDERSTAND HOW APPLES TASTE.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO @ CLARK’S TEXT

comicbooks:

(via niyorgotya) 

The Doctor VS The Universe by Stephen Taaffe

husssel:

So, I was reading through my comments the other day when I came across one that really disturbed me…This girl is really pretty. NO HOMO. I know what you’re thinking “It’s 2012 who still says that”. I thought the same thing too. But for those of you who don’t know. No Homo is a qualifier that is used to assure your present company that you are not in fact a homosexual. Because this phrase makes my skin crawl. I decided to make up a few qualifiers of my own and with your help I hope that I can make these really popular in 2012. - Chescaleigh

fat-birds:

Why Taking So Long to Dry? by SDwildgene on Flickr.

I never thought a bird could make a puppydog face until now. Oh baby falcon, that’s what happens when you take a bath!

rabbivole:

alchymista:

The Straw That Can Save Lives

Danish water purification company Vestergaard Frandsen’s latest development could very possibly save millions of lives of those who struggle to find and produce clean water.

Their invention is the LifeStraw, a low-tech, low-hassle personal water filter that enables the user to simply stick one end into a water source of questionable cleanliness, such as a river, and suck. Several layers within the straw manage to filter out 99% of bacteria and viruses. Previously, people of areas with little clean water would be forced to boil water to ensure its safety, using up other resources in the process. With this invention, little maintenance would be required, and it could last for a year or two.

In addition to the personal filter, the company has developed a LifeStraw Family, which uses gravity rather than suction to filter water. By hanging this up in their homes and filling it with water, families would be able to open the bottom for clean, safe water.

These products do, however, have their limitations. While 99% of pathogens are removed, the filter is unable to prevent Giardia Lamblia from entering the filtered water, as this particular parasite is too small for the filters. The company is diligently working on a solution to this problem. Another potential problem is availability, since Vestergaard Frandsen is a small, struggling company that cannot quite afford to give out too many handouts.

Hopefully these problems can be overcome, as this product, in its current state, and especially once perfected, has the potential for aiding many who need it most.

      (Sources 1 & 2)

whoa if this is legit it’s cool as hell

hawtdagmeat:

thedailywhat:

From One Muppet To Another of the Day: At a press conference to promote the London premiere of the Muppets movie, Kermit and Miss Piggy respond to Fox Business host Eric Bolling’s claim that the film pushes a liberal pro-environment anti-capitalist agenda in an effort to brainwash kids.

[dangerousminds.] 

OH MY GOD YES

tinandcoppermakebronze:

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things

akagoldfish:

he looks concerned

(Source: 5pg)

twelvebats:

peppers-pray:

sharpest-asp:

thecravinglife:

Some fishing stories are a little hard to believe, But this guy has pictures to prove his story…

Tom Satre told the Sitka Gazette that he was out with a charter group on his 62-foot fishing vessel when four juvenile black-tailed deer swam directly toward his boat.
“Once the deer reached the boat, the four began to circle the boat, looking directly at us. We could tell right away that the young bucks were distressed.

I opened up my back gate and we helped the typically skittish and absolutely wild animals onto the boat. In all my years fishing, I’ve never seen anything quite like it!

“Once on-board, they collapsed with exhaustion, shivering. We headed for Taku Harbour. Once we reached the dock, the first 
buck that we had been pulled from the water hopped onto the dock, looked back as if to say ‘thank you’ and disappeared into the forest.”

After a bit of prodding and assistance, two more followed, but the smallest deer needed a little more help (that’s him in the wheelbarrow).

My daughter, Anna, and son, Tim, helped the last buck to its feet. We didn’t know how long they had been in the icy waters or if there had been others who did not survive. My daughter later told me that the experience was something that she would never forget, and I suspect the deer felt the same way as well!”

From: Second Chance Ranch

A must read/see!

deer can swim, wth!?

Of course deer can swim. Hell, elephants swim. Most critters can, if not in their own way.

Sleepy wet deer in the first photo! “Yes. We’re on a boat. Har har. Put away the camera and let us sleep, jerkface.”

boy-without-a-fairy:

Lestrade was a lazy college senior.

(Source: 01012012)

sisterspock:

Jensen & Skodvin Arkitektkontor

(Source: cabbagerose)

(Source: reapersun)

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There are known occurrences of nudity, political rants, and occasional photos of colorful birds not found in my backyard. If you are a Puritan, Rick Perry fan with ornithophobia, I apologize.

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