How is the Onion so consistently more radical than Jacobin?
What about a pocket-sized Sobble? 🦎💤
oh, shit
wheres the video of the Danish news reporter and the car falling into the lake behind him and he goes “Oh!… shit. Okay.”
No, seriously though, in Norse mythology this was the fist sign of Ragnarok, aka the Final Godly Beatdown Warmageddon.
are we finally getting a REAL apocalypse I’m getting real tired of being let down
hope ur ready to ragnarok and roll
Isn’t Thor: Ragnarok coming out this year? Plot twist of all plot twists: the prophetic Ragnarok was actually referring to the marvel movie.
Okay, reblogging for that last one.
Marvel’s pulling out all the stops for promotion of this movie
Sarah Bolger as Kinsey Locke in the unaired pilot of Fox’s Locke and Key (2011)
I’ll forever mourn what could have been, okay?
Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:
Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand
Yeah, okay.
I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013
This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone
Lord Licorice though…
Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.
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IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS
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reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once
one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england
They just meant it didn’t have lime in it
sprite has lime in it wym
honestly only americans who have been to england or australia or new zealand understand the frustration. Also you literally can’t even explain to them what real lemonade is. they simply don’t get it
i’m actually not american i just have functioning taste buds. but GOD HONESTLY like “sprite is a type of lemonade because it has lemon flavouring in it!” no. go to jail. lemonade does not have lime and corn syrup in it, and it’s not carbonated. that’s not a sweet refreshing summer beverage, it’s canned sadness.
These guys are honestly right. In Australia there is nothing that even closely resembles American “lemonade”. You’d have to make it yourself. I only vaguely know how to make it from American cartoons and it’s never sounded even slightly appetising.
I guess it’s like Vegemite. You have to grow up with it.
If you’re insinuating that lemonade is like vegemite than you’re an idiot that has never tried lemonade.