October 2010
Stuck in bathroom after I pooped my pants. Help! →
mybloodyzombie:
WHY DO I NOT CHECK REDDIT MORE OFTEN?
Hahaha. A cautionary tale against standing to pee, guys, if I ever heard one. Not such a sissy way to pee if it saves you from crapping your pants!
Happy Halloween, Otter!
auntbea:
via telegraph.co.uk
Don’t aww over this. That otter will punch you in the eye. He’s practicing out his technique.
Co-owner of Fair Park-area Pizza Lounge faces... →
mybloodyzombie:
I don’t pay with other people’s credits cards, so I’m pretty sure I’ll still be going to Pizza Lounge.
If my credit card is ever stolen, I hope they try to use it at the Pizza Lounge.
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I will destroy whoever gave me this cold.
I get very cranky when I can’t breathe easily. Something about oxygen deprivation to the socially polite parts of my brain, I’m sure.
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'Oral sex' definition prompts dictionary ban in US... →
guinnevere:
Ugh. Grow up.
