February 2011
“I don’t understand why people are against gay marriage. Their main argument is...”
– David Hodorowski (via tmblg)
heh.
(via monstruss)
“Don’t do a google search” because “google is pretty deeply in bed with the...”
– Glenn Beck (via reallyfoxnews)
Overpaid Teachers
Are you sick of high paid teachers? Teachers’ hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work 9 or 10 months a year! It’s time we put things in perspective and pay them for what they do - baby sit! We can get that for less than minimum wage.
That’s right. Let’s give them $3.00 an hour and only the hours they worked; not any of that silly planning time, or any time they spend before...
Well, Hello...: “Abstinence works,” said Governor... →
“Abstinence works,” said Governor Perry during a televised interview with Evan Smith of The Texas Tribune.
“But we have the third highest teen pregnancy rate among all states in the country,” Smith responded.
“It works,” insisted Perry.
“Can you give me a statistic suggesting it works?”…
After a bloated Super Bowl in Dallas, it's time to... →
monstruss:
akagoldfish:
wilwheaton:
For absurdity, how about those four Navy F-18s flying over the stadium - with its retractable roof closed? Everybody inside could only see the planes on the stadium’s video screens. It was strictly a two-second beauty shot. Know what it cost taxpayers? I’ll tell you: $450,000. (The Navy justifies the expense by saying it’s good for recruiting.)
Emphasis...
rosemaryfocaccia:
my love for guacamole is unfathomable
